Talking Intruder Blues

by Kevin Boardman

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I was at home the other day
and saw a thing I'd never thought
a masked man comin after me
eager to get off his shot

I was tripping all over the place
makin a mess of my humble home
but what else was I to do?
an intruder was trying to collect my bones

So i snuck around
and found my shotgun
and sure as shit
you know I loaded it up

The man was closing in on me
ready to blast my head wide open
I aimed my gun between his eyes
and under my breath
a prayer was spoken

Was gonna send that sucker to hell
but he kicked my piece right out my grip
he threw my shotgun down the hall
and all I could think was oh shit oh shit oh shit

So i snuck around
and found my shotgun
and sure as shit
you know I loaded it up

Third confrontation had me nervous
if I was gonna die now I've made no purpose on earth
but I was quite ready to accept my fate
plus anyways I've always wanted to take Satan on a date

But then I noticed something curious
saw a badge on his chest
and what looked like search permits
That masked man was a police officer
and I wasn't gonna let him be in charge of my home, no sir

so I snuck around
and loaded my shotgun
aimed it at his chest
and lit that fucker up

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released April 5, 2017

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Kevin Boardman Townsend, Massachusetts

Folk artist from Massachusetts, Old Stolen Pizza songs featuring Gabby Le on old releases as well.

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