Chokeslam

from The Beach Ball EP by Kevin Boardman

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lyrics

Every Monday night
He'd watch his favorite wrestlers fight
throwing those punches at each other
till there faces covered in blood
wishin they could call their mothers
and he'd stay up till 11 o clock
waiting for his favorite stars to show up
He wanted to be Mick Foley
He wanted to be The Rock

As time went on
and our friend got grown
he used to jump off his backyard shed
once down for so long
his friends thought he was dead
but he got up
he always got up
wiped the blood from his face
never ever ever ever ever heard him complain


He turned twenty one
him and his girl had a newborn son
in need of cash
and sick of kissin ass
he decided to
lace up his boots
went to the local promotion
got in the ring and caused some commotion


A certain big wig from Connecticut noticed
wanted our hero at the next circus
put him in the squared circle
first match Monday night
against The Big Show
and Mr.Show put his giant hands
around the new guy's neck
pulled him up for the chokeslam
gripped so fucking hard
it crushed his larynx
and that was the end of it all
our little boy with a dream was choked to death

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from The Beach Ball EP, released April 9, 2014

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Folk artist from Massachusetts, Old Stolen Pizza songs featuring Gabby Le on old releases as well.

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